Why didn’t the girl with the dragon tattoo get some effin’ eyebrows inked on?!
8/11/11 — 11:34pm Short URL: http://tumblr.com/Z0s1yx8C_gSZ
Dog shoes. When you love your dog so much, you actually hate it.
7/21/11 — 4:01pm Short URL: http://tumblr.com/Z0s1yx7MeQWt
Calendar

You’re browsing the current month on your calendar, being good and keeping a schedule. Then comes that horrid carnal instinct to throw all caution to the wind and flip far ahead to see which day your birthday falls on.

You find out it’s a Monday or Tuesday. Then you realize on top of that disappointment, you’ll also being ageing…

and next year the cycle continues as you plan for a Wednesday.

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emails

You write me.

It takes me over one month to reply.

Then I finally do, and within the hour you immediately write me back.

Please, it hurts.

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Star
  • Her:

    We bought a star and named it after our love for each other.

  • Me:

    Why don't you go visit it. Make sure it's really there.

12/28/10 — 7:50pm Short URL: http://tumblr.com/Z0s1yx2LIxKk
There should be a Shazam for smells.
12/22/10 — 8:23pm Short URL: http://tumblr.com/Z0s1yx2GSplw
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Social Anxiety.
Social Anxiety Who?
Please, just close the door.
12/17/10 — 8:20pm Short URL: http://tumblr.com/Z0s1yx2CI_Wr