August 2011
1 post
“Why didn’t the girl with the dragon tattoo get some effin’ eyebrows...”
July 2011
1 post
“Dog shoes. When you love your dog so much, you actually hate it.”
March 2011
2 posts
Calendar
You’re browsing the current month on your calendar, being good and keeping a schedule. Then comes that horrid carnal instinct to throw all caution to the wind and flip far ahead to see which day your birthday falls on.
You find out it’s a Monday or Tuesday. Then you realize on top of that disappointment, you’ll also being ageing…
and next year the cycle continues as you plan for a Wednesday.
emails
You write me.
It takes me over one month to reply.
Then I finally do, and within the hour you immediately write me back.
Please, it hurts.
December 2010
3 posts
Star
Her: We bought a star and named it after our love for each other.
Me: Why don't you go visit it. Make sure it's really there.
“There should be a Shazam for smells.”
“Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Social Anxiety.
Social Anxiety Who?
Please,...”